Because Sometimes...

What would you attempt to do if you could not fail?

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thugkitchen:

THERE’S SO MUCH GOD DAMN SPINACH in this shit even Popeye can’t hate. Yeah spinach makes you swoll as fuck, we know that. But did you know just one cup of spinach is over 300% of your daily recommended Vitamin A? Sweet fuck. You worried about acne? Wrinkles? Any other skin shit? Spinach to the mother fucking rescue. That shit keeps your skin looking so fresh and so clean, not to mention helping to prevent skin cancer. Spinach has these plant-based compounds called “flavonoids” that not only repair damaged skin but also fight multiple types of cancer. Everybody knows I ain’t even fucking playing when it comes to dick cancer, I gotta have my shit in tact.
IF YOU SMOKE cigarettes (tumblr crew I’m looking at you), DO NOT take any Vitamin A or beta carotene supplements. Studies have shown that combining those supplements with tobacco drastically increases your risk for lung cancer. But then again, smoking drastically increases your risk for lung cancer. So quit that shit.
You want to make this shit at home and tell Jamba Juice they can go fuck themselves by not paying for their high calorie sugary shit? Recipe below for a Thug Kitchen Original:
SPINACH COOLEREctoplasm free and Dr. Venkman approved
2 handfuls of spinach (about 2 cups)
2 frozen bananas
1 cup chopped and skinned cucumber
4 medium chunks of pineapple
1 cup coconut water or tap
1/4 cup orange juice
1 tablespoon flax oil (optional)
6-8 mint leaves (optional, but I dig that shit)
yields ~20 ounces
Toss that shit in a blender and zap it. If you prefer it a little sweeter, add some more pineapple to that shit. DRINK UP, CHAMP.
Seriously though, fuck Jamba Juice. Only they could make smoothies as unhealthy as McDonald’s made oatmeal.

thugkitchen:

THERE’S SO MUCH GOD DAMN SPINACH in this shit even Popeye can’t hate. Yeah spinach makes you swoll as fuck, we know that. But did you know just one cup of spinach is over 300% of your daily recommended Vitamin A? Sweet fuck. You worried about acne? Wrinkles? Any other skin shit? Spinach to the mother fucking rescue. That shit keeps your skin looking so fresh and so clean, not to mention helping to prevent skin cancer. Spinach has these plant-based compounds called “flavonoids” that not only repair damaged skin but also fight multiple types of cancer. Everybody knows I ain’t even fucking playing when it comes to dick cancer, I gotta have my shit in tact.

IF YOU SMOKE cigarettes (tumblr crew I’m looking at you), DO NOT take any Vitamin A or beta carotene supplements. Studies have shown that combining those supplements with tobacco drastically increases your risk for lung cancer. But then again, smoking drastically increases your risk for lung cancer. So quit that shit.

You want to make this shit at home and tell Jamba Juice they can go fuck themselves by not paying for their high calorie sugary shit? Recipe below for a Thug Kitchen Original:

SPINACH COOLER
Ectoplasm free and Dr. Venkman approved

  • 2 handfuls of spinach (about 2 cups)
  • 2 frozen bananas
  • 1 cup chopped and skinned cucumber
  • 4 medium chunks of pineapple
  • 1 cup coconut water or tap
  • 1/4 cup orange juice
  • 1 tablespoon flax oil (optional)
  • 6-8 mint leaves (optional, but I dig that shit)
  • yields ~20 ounces

Toss that shit in a blender and zap it. If you prefer it a little sweeter, add some more pineapple to that shit. DRINK UP, CHAMP.

Seriously though, fuck Jamba Juice. Only they could make smoothies as unhealthy as McDonald’s made oatmeal.

(via kaciart)

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Because sometimes you need an awesome space, and considering how much time we, as humans, spend in the bathroom, why not have the bathroom be the awesome space? I don’t even remember when I found this picture or where it came from, but I stared at it for so long that my friends wondered if I had a stroke or something. So much inspiration from one image! What is the point of having boring, characterless spaces in your home? People can only know you if you show them who you are, inside and out, so why not show them that you are crazy awesome? I love this bathroom, I really do. :) 

Because sometimes you need an awesome space, and considering how much time we, as humans, spend in the bathroom, why not have the bathroom be the awesome space? I don’t even remember when I found this picture or where it came from, but I stared at it for so long that my friends wondered if I had a stroke or something. So much inspiration from one image! What is the point of having boring, characterless spaces in your home? People can only know you if you show them who you are, inside and out, so why not show them that you are crazy awesome? I love this bathroom, I really do. :) 

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Lemony chicken fricassee with shallots and morels

Because sometimes you need something simple and absolutely DELICIOUS for dinner that will wow the pants off of everyone whom eats it. Also, Morels are currently in season, so totally worth making. :) (I tend to use double the morels required, like 1 more tablespoon of butter, and like a lemon and a half to two lemons, but do whatever feels right to you. I also cheat and buy chicken parts instead of cutting up a whole chicken.) 

  • 3 tablespoons unsalted butter
  • One 3- to 4-pound chicken, cut into 8 pieces
  • Salt and freshly ground pepper
  • 6 small shallots, peeled and quartered lengthwise (see Note)
  • 1/4 pound morels (about 6), quartered lengthwise
  • 1 cup water
  • 1 pound pencil-thin asparagus
  • Juice and zest of 1 lemon
  1. In a large deep skillet, melt 2 tablespoons of the butter. Season the chicken pieces with salt and pepper, add the pieces to the skillet and cook over high heat, turning occasionally, until browned, about 8 minutes. Add the shallots and morels and cook for 2 minutes. Add the water, cover tightly and simmer over moderately low heat until the chicken is cooked through, about 15 minutes.
  2. Meanwhile, in a large saucepan, steam the asparagus over 1 inch of water until crisp-tender, 2 to 3 minutes.
  3. Transfer the chicken to a plate. Add the lemon juice and zest to the skillet and cook over high heat for 2 minutes. Swirl the remaining 1 tablespoon of butter into the sauce and season with salt and pepper. Pour the sauce over the chicken and serve with the asparagus.

NOTES If fresh morels are unavailable, you can substitute 1/2 ounce dried morels reconstituted in 1 cup of boiling water and drained.

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